Microsoft Patents Ones and Zeroes!

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

From the LAMP Watercooler: In a stunning revelation today Bill Gates announced that Microsoft has won exclusive rights to the use of 0’s and 1’s in perpetuitity. In a statement released earlier today Gates was quoted as saying: “Yeah… all that Anti-Trust hoo-hah was just a furphy while we were sneaking ...

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